Benders Like Beckham

Steven Tucker

August 21, 2023

Source: Bigstock The first post I ever composed for Taki’s had to do with the guys’s 2022 soccer World Cup held over in Qatar, grumbling about how the entire event had been developed into a large ethical circus in which the true contest was now in between white Western liberals competitively lecturing Arabs about homosexuality.

20 August (last night, if you’re reading this on the day it increases) saw the last of the companion 2023 ladies’s World Cup occasion in Australia and New Zealand, 2 übermodern and progressive Western lands where, unlike in Qatar, it is heterosexuality that is now a capital offense, not homosexuality. Offered this truth, undoubtedly there was no need for social analysts to attempt to queer the pitch there, too, existed?

What do you think?

Political Football
Long prior to the football– as the majority of non-U.S. and antipodean fans call “soccer”– even started, there was a row about FIFA (Facilitators of Extremely Incorrect Accounting), the sport’s world governing body, forbidding team captains to use Gay Pride rainbow armbands throughout video games. FIFA’s thinking for rendering the armbands armbanned was that they constituted a political statement, and political statements were not allowed throughout or before video games.

To show this, FIFA then provided captains an alternative roster of armbands to use, promoting such exceptionally nonpolitical themes as “Unite for Native Peoples,” “Unify for Gender Equality,” and “Join for [Net] Zero.” Unsurprisingly, female footballists then immediately overturned these guidelines by dying their hair, varnishing their nails, or painting their pubes in the eyesore colors of the gaybow and transgender flags, with no evident censure.

“Australia was the most lesbian team present, being ‘over 40%’ gay, similar to Demi Lovato.”

The website “Outsports,” committed to reporting not on sporting occasions per se but upon the fantastic homosexuals who sometimes take part in them, even put together a convenient list of LGBTQ players competing in the tournament. Like some demented gay Stasi, the site “examined the social networks accounts of over 80% of the 736 professional athletes contending” and “did the best we might” to guess which looked most like massive lesbians. Obviously “at least 95 in overall” were deemed probable deviants, or “nearly 13%” of those contending. Australia was the most lesbian team present, being “over 40%” gay, just like Demi Lovato.

For Sappho’s sake, so what? Should not they be recognized as athletes first, lesbos last? That’s what queers constantly used to request for. Yet today, isn’t the imminently retiring (however certainly not shy) purple-haired Marxist U.S. captain Megan Rapinoe the most widely known female figure in the sport precisely because she’s very, extremely lesbian, instead of since she takes place to be a great footballer? Picture if Pelé was most well known for as soon as getting hard over the Girly-Boy from Ipanema on the beach rather than for really winning all those World Cups.

The Revolt of Islam
Yet this is absolutely nothing compared with the suffocating gay sanctimony currently ruining the males’s game. Such insanity reached its anal climax when, last October, famous previous Spain goalkeeper Iker Casillas apparently had his Twitter account hacked to incorrectly out him as being gay. Casillas’ old Spanish teammate Carles Puyol then joked that “It’s time to tell them about us,” which critics piously labeled an exceptionally harmful declaration that was “not a joke” after all, even though it plainly was, because they had never ever as soon as in fact sodomized each other in the dressing space.

For quickly offended Sky Sports News U.K. reporter Mark McAdam, “This might have been among those minutes that entirely altered football for the better where someone decided to state ‘look, I’m gay and I more than happy to talk about it,'” but it wasn’t …since Casillas wasn’t gay. Is McAdam’s logic that footballers should now pretend to be homosexual when they’re not, in the name of “furthering variety”? That would take forced queer speech to an entire new level.

Provided such illogical thought processes, it was not surprising that when, during a German television interview in November ahead of the males’s World Cup, onetime Qatari international Khalid Salman said checking out fans “need to accept our guidelines here,” as homosexuality represented “damage in the mind,” and also “is haram,” that is, explicitly doctrinally forbidden by Islam. “You understand what haram means?” Salman asked. Seemingly, numerous Westerners do not.

Stand Up if You have actually Simply Been Bummed
In 2021, previous Egypt gamer Mohamed Aboutrika denounced the English Premier League’s yearly “Rainbow Laces” pro-homo campaign live on beIN sports, the Qatar-based broadcaster with a major existence across the Muslim world. Homosexuality was “not suitable” with Islam, he stated, being “against humanity,” with LGBTQ activism a “dangerous ideology that is becoming nasty.” Aboutrika advised England-based Muslim players to boycott Rainbow Laces– but would they even be allowed?

The Rainbow Laces project is the hell-spawn of Stonewall, a U.K.-based “charity” that began posting unsolicited rainbow-colored laces to gamers in the English Premier League back in 2013 and informing them to use them during video games or Peter Tatchell would suddenly take off; they need to have published the important things straight back and informed the activists to go hang themselves with them like St. Justin Fashanu. Stonewall personnel’s next plan is to start sending by mail players out their old utilized prophylactics and asking them to use them during video games, too, to show solidarity with the AIDS patient neighborhood.

According to a sycophantic write-up of this innovative moral blackmail program on the completely politically neutral Wikipedia website, Stonewall “wish to make members of the LGBTQ+ community feel comfy playing their preferred sport with pride as they think individuals carry out better when they are themselves.”

It utilized to be stated that “There’s no ‘I’ in ‘group.'” Now it appears as if there is little else– a minimum of if you’re a self-licking lesbian like Megan Rapinoe, masturbating constantly into the planetary-scale ethical mirror supplied by the pitch-side electronic cameras in order to require your excessive self-love and self-regard onto others whether they wish to be forced to observe the unedifying spectacle or not.

The Village People’s Club
This is all carried out in the name of being “inclusive,” but such measures didn’t prove especially so for Jaelene Hinkle, the innocent Christian gamer who shamefully ended up banished from the U.S. women’s group and heckled by “tolerant” fans from the grandstands after declining to use any gay rainbow branding when phoned to repeat in 2017.

An equally outright example was available in 2020, when a fan of perpetually not successful English Premier League group Everton FC accurately tweeted “This thing is revolting” in response to a picture of the Everton t-shirt: This one was even more horrible than usual, as it had a huge gay rainbow armband.

Playing on their label “The People’s Club,” Everton’s official account then apparently took it upon themselves to ban the fan from their stadium, tweeting right back that: “We’re ‘Individuals’s Club,’ not ‘The Some Individuals’s Club.’ You won’t be missed out on.” Yes, that’s right, Everton are for all people, not simply some; and to prove the truth, they just publicly prohibited an individual from pertaining to see them play. You might not get anymore authentically Orwellian than that.

All this is in explicit and obvious contravention of numerous main FIFA laws of the game. See this in-depth report from the “Let All Play” campaign for definitive evidence. Especially priceless is its reminder that in 2015, Iran apparently flooded their ladies’s group with trannies in disguise for a must-win game, just to be condemned by all and sundry for seeking to acquire an invalid physical advantage over their more genuinely vaginal area ‘d competitors. Today they ‘d be provided golden FIFA Fair Play Awards fashioned in the shape of Lia Thomas’ penis (doubtless topped with an unique bronze pointer on the glans for included Stonewall gay points).

Jordan Remains In the Middle East
Much of this is simply empty posturing. Jordan Henderson, long-term Liverpool FC captain until a couple of weeks ago when he suddenly upped sticks and signed up with Al-Ettifaq of the petrodollar-fueled Saudi Pro League for an alleged wage of ₤ 700,000 each week, tax-free, utilized to be a noted public advocate of gay rights.

Jizzy Jordan would write of how he would feel dreadful if any provided homosexual was avoided from going into LFC’s Anfield Arena “merely for being and identifying as who they are,” as though everybody was subjected to a rubber-gloved rectal cavity evaluation by qualified Gay Finders General prior to video games or something.

However as quickly as the Saudis provided to make him the best-paid English soccerballist of perpetuity, he didn’t seem to care excessive that homos can be imprisoned or carried out over Riyadh method. When they unveiled his finalizing, Al-Ettifaq even censored a picture of Jordan using his old rainbow armband, Stalin-style, to make it black and white instead– a procedure that makes me want the English Premier League was being run by the House of Saud at present, too.

This, said the Liverpool FC gay fans’ club the Kop Outs (Glasgow Celtic’s equivalents are undoubtedly the Bhum Bhoys), would cause “injured and department” amongst his old gay fans, much as the act of sodomy itself so typically does.

Up the Arsenal!Once upon a time, sportspersons were criticized for embracing ideology on the playing field, similar to a notorious 1938 occasion when the England soccer group gave a collective Nazi salute prior to a video game against Hitler’s Germany in Berlin, supposedly on the orders of supine British ambassadorial personnel. Lots of English players might in fact have been perfectly pleased to do so, finding it” a little bit of enjoyable,”however following the war showed excited to distance themselves from their initial choice, as soon as cultural mores changed and it began to seem more and more unethical to have complied. I question if, one day, those contemporary players currently too spineless to resist being press-ganged into wearing rainbow laces might start to feel the very same, especially if public opinion should ever begin to shift in relation to terrible moral crimes like pushing Nazi death-camp-style surgical treatment onto susceptible”trans “teenagers. Maybe the Muslims have the right idea. At least when the Taliban used to execute apostates in the centre circle prior to kickoff during the excellent old pre-2001 days in Afghanistan, there was a little bit of entertainment value to pre-match procedures, Circus Maximus-style. The length of time before opposing group captains in the West are compelled to ritually sodomize one another prior to kickoff rather? Maybe that’s why Jordan Henderson really ran away to the Saudi Pro League while he still could. You wouldn’t wish to get the back of your own net burst by a guy constructed like Erling Haaland.

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